fre$her (year 1 love)

Beat produced by JayKey 

I’m not killing bills yet, but I carpool with Will Smith

When I’m in the limo it’s just me William & Williams 

Keepin it cool like Bob Vance 

Tight Michael Scott in woman’s pants

Stocking the warehouse, Darryl

cool with white people, Cracker Barrel

Old money hustle you can call me George Clooney

Disciplined astronomy, because all the ladies moon me

Aristocracy because I own real estate

Calendar her, she’s the one I want to date

Modern Shakespeare you see me rattling my rifle

These words seem trivial but critical to my survival

is the essence of my character, my self esteem is worth something

but I’m not saying that yours isn’t worth nothing

that’s why I try to hesitate and not hate on y’alls careers

because needless hate comes from all our deepest fears

I don’t want war I am the peace bringer

but I’m sharp at the edges, so sometimes she feels me sting her

with my occasional painful words and hurtful conjectures

I don’t mean them, you’re with me in my college lectures

fitting in we’re fitting together just to suit the professor

worried about education not merely the grades or the letters

and whether this thing we have can maybe weather the weather

to be alone or start something new which is better

 I’d say our relationship is Antarctica but there’s climate change

or that it’s deep as the ocean but that’s probably strange

or maybe something about a volcano meets a hurricane

but that’s been done before and it’s all the same 

so let me say something different your hearts a lightning rod

reading books like you read minds you catch a lot of thoughts

I don’t want to be the storm that weighs you down a ton

I just want to be the ceiling you can rest upon 

I’d say rejection is the Phantom Menace but that’s a bad story

I want to jump 7s year and be Ron, Weasley glory 

not a toddler relationship I want something that can stand

So put your hand in mine and come on baby let’s dance

you belong with me but I’m not Taylor Swift 

I’m pirate wesley and I’m not to be trifled with

Call me Lamech I’ll be avenged seventyseven fold

I’m not some noob susceptible to being trolled

You’re nice, you’re special, like my education

I wish we were united like the state of the nation

We’re both wearing glasses to show our damaged vision

Breakfast ain’t the only place you get the split decision

It’s clear from your choice that you want Roy, not Jim

but I can tell you certainly the right boy is not him

You’re not a baseball player or Pokemon but I’ll trade ya

shoutout to Asia for sending me up a Geisha

cross country, not track, I’m in it for the long run

nothing left to say I think this rap is all done

tinysaurus:

…did this seriously just happen? Yes, yes it did. Sorry for further contributing to my massive Korra spam with my voice… But these parody lyrics by thecatbureau and legendofkorraholyshit’s image that inspired them were JUST TOO GOOD. Best song ever combined with my current obsession? I had to do it. No regrets. Enjoy, I guess.

Let’s get down to business to defeat Amon!

Water, Earth and Fire, but there’s still just one!
He’s the biggest douche I’ve ever met, and you can bet that by Book Two…

Amon, I’ll bend the hell out of you

Fiery as Azula and as tough as Toph,

Swift just like Katara, but as Aang, I’m off

I can’t meditate or be the leaf, but with three, it just won’t do

Somehow, I’ll bend the hell out of you!

I’m never gonna calm myself!

Gotta stay with Tenzin’s teachings -
But screw the rules! Pro-bending is my jam!

This guy’s got me scared to death -
Hope he doesn’t take my bending!

Now I really wish the Equalists would scram!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,

I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

Time is racing toward us, ‘til Amon comes forth!

Take to heart my training, and I’ll brave the storm!

He will never have his way with us! Benders, you know what to do,

Amon, we’ll bend the hell out of you!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,
I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,

I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

(I kinda tweaked the parody lyrics to better fit my solo recording! It’s not by much, but you should go check out the original post cause it’s hilarious. ♥)